Not Me! Monday

Monday already! Well, it's time to confess all the things we didn't do, and stop by MckMama's blog and see everyone else too! Here we go!!!

I did not pick the scab off my back where the doctor removed a mole last Monday. My back did not itch like crazy and each time I scratched, it didn't life a little part of the scab to make we want to pull it off. That is so gross!!!! I'm nothing like my mother and would never entertain such a horrible habit as to picking scabs of my body!

I did not spend like, 4 hours Friday on Facebook taking quizzes on people I hardly knew just because I wanted too. That would be such a waste of time and just make me look like an idiot! Oh no, not me.

I didn't storm out of Pet Smart and walk to AC Moore's leaving Jesse behind wondering what just happened. What kind of wife would do that?!? I didn't have a crapy attitude and drive off so he would have no other choice but to walk to the theater himself. I didn't cry in my car for 10 minutes until he arrived, because I was having major triggers from stupid past events. I would never make us late for a movie because I was hungry... and I would never pick a bad movie to see with my hubby on a date! I'm the world’s best judge in MOVIES!!!

After reading a friend’s blog post on allergic reactions her daughter had, I have not been nervous about what Jayden puts in his mouth at all. No, not me... I'm a completely laid back kind of mom! I also didn't get a little freaked out when I saw a rash appear on his back Saturday night and quickly scroll to that blog post in my head. I am a completely rational person and would never conclude the worst scenario. Never!

My afternoon job hasn't stressed me out at all. I mean, while the boss is away the kiddies will play, right?!?! Nothing has gone wrong at all... everything has run smoothly! (I WISH) I haven't spent $250 on gas driving back and forth to our work mail box and I have not been getting stuck in bypass 30 traffic each day. I'm not excited about Bryan coming back from Germany and getting things back to normal. Not me, because I have everything under control!! ;)

I didn't tell myself I was going to try this new church on Sunday and then not go because I'm too scared to go by myself. Then tell myself I was going to go to church at night and then later convenience myself not to go because I was too tired. That would just be so ungodly of me.

I didn't lie in my bed praying that God will put Jayden back to sleep so I could sleep a little longer.

I wasn't complete bored this weekend and realize I LITERALLY have no friends to spend my time with. I don't need more mommy friends... I don't need more girly friends... I defiantly don't need more couple friends!!! Who needs friends, right?